I said I'd quit; I lied.

Summertime nudity in my apartment? Priceless.

Name: Desmond Molloy
Character You're Auditioning For: Snoopy, but he'd settle for being Schroeder's understudy if Jude gets the role
Audition Song: Snoopy's song
Cold Reading or Monologue: The Red Baron
Audition: ( Desmond had no clue how he'd gotten roped into auditioning for this community play... )

( What to buy for the brother who's difficult to shop for? )

[tied up, watching you walk away]

Urgent PSA: The natives are restless.

the if i could spend a day... meme

Spend a day...being a sheep!

1) 17 year old me, DO NOT sleep with your brother's girlfriend, no matter how tempting it may be since it's your first time and she's mistaking you for Jude anyway. IT IS NOT WORTH IT.2) 12 year old me, just because you dropped out of the boy's choir is no reason that you have to stop singing altogether ( Read more... )

You've just been transported ten years in your past. Where are you and what do you see?The year is 1999, and Desmond Molloy is seventeen years old, a high school senior who's counting down the days until he's free. He's roused out of bed by his twin brother, Jude, and the first thing that he does once the covers are shoved aside and he's gotten ( Read more... )